VIDEO: Babies drinking beer at the ballpark? Always good fun

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Minor League Spotlight: Drunken Babies
Published 5/6/2008 by Tom Fornelli at FanHouse
... According to Bugs & Cranks, where I found this wonderful video, this reportedly took place at a Chattanooga Lookouts game, and the bottle the baby is drinking from is empty. I'm not sure I buy the fact that the bottle was empty though, I mean, do you see the way the kid starts acting after a few sips? ...

Minor League Spotlight: Drunken Babies
Published 5/6/2008 by Fornelli at Foul Balls
According to Bugs & Cranks, where I found this wonderful video , this reportedly took place at a Chattanooga Lookouts game, and the bottle the baby is drinking from is empty. I'm not sure I buy the fact that the bottle was empty though, I mean, do you see the way the kid starts acting after a few sips? While he starts the video relatively calm, and sipping on his brew, he suddenly becomes very loud and thinks he can dance. If that's not indicative of somebody who is drunk, I don't know what is. ...

Video: Baby Drinking Beer At Baseball Game?
Published 5/6/2008 by Brooks at SPORTSbyBROOKS
Cameron Martin of BUGS & CRANKS passes along a recent video shot at a minor league baseball game in Chattanooga. Baby Drinks Beer At Minor League Baseball Game The clip, shot by local WDEF-TV Sports Director Rick Nyman , appears to show a baby drinking beer at the game (video after the jump). But apparently the little tyke isn’t downing the alcohol after all. Instead, the bottle is empty. Or is it? Has you ever known a bottle of beer to ever be completely empty? Well, at least besides the empties under Talladega’s Turn 3 grandstand?

BABY LEARNS HOW TO MAKE BASEBALL FUN
Published 5/6/2008 at With Leather
... then back to horror.  What anybody knows if they have a kid this age, and luckily I do not, is that they'll suck on any bottle you stick in front of them. But there could be drops of beer left in the bottle, people may say. This being eastern Tennessee, none of that precious life-drowning-out elixir is going to waste by the father. He probably even drank his own roofie. Obviously the kid is making nice to passing fans as a means of trying to cop a ride home. [Bugs And Cranks] 

This Punk Rock Baby Knows How to Party
Published 5/6/2008 at The Sporting Blog
Here is further proof that your father was right about mohawks leading to delinquency, drunkenness, nihilism, and dare I say, tomfoolery. Take it away, beer drinking, mohawk wearing baby: There are two obvious lessons to be learned from this infant at a minor league baseball game in Chattanooga: 1) Alcohol has the ability to alter one's state so drastically, that you'll actually be entertained by a mascot, 2) Today is the slowest sports day evar. (H/T: Bugs and Cranks )

HHR Hugs it Out (5.06.08)
Published 5/6/2008 by Fat Willard at Hugging Harold Reynolds
... Video: He's a Bud Man and a Lookouts Fan...and about 2 years old (Bugs and Cranks) Jason Taylor Still not in WWE (The Sports Hernia) Samuel Gets Touchy with Feeley (Bleeding Green Nation) A ...

PM Roundup: Happy Birthday Chris Paul!
Published 5/6/2008 by Cousins of Ron Mexico at The Big Lead
... retiring. (NY Post) The BCS still isn’t fixed. No way! (Washington Post) I know Michael Beasley is supposed to be good - but Fred-Hoiberg-good? Let’s not get carried away. (Fan House) Maybe next time he’ll share his cigarettes. (San Francisco Chronicle via Deadspin) In case anyone missed this news flash in the comments a couple posts ago. (Dark Horizons) Baby drinks beer at baseball game. (Bugs and Cranks) There can be only one Game One ...

Even Babies Know How To Make Baseball Entertaining
Published 5/6/2008 by Awful Announcing- at Awful Announcing
Bugs and Cranks is making the rounds with this hilarious clip of a curious toddler doing a little bit of imbibing during a Chattanooga Lookouts game. Enjoy.... ...

Drunk baby at the ballgame
Published 5/6/2008 by houroc at SportFiends
... Ok so don’t try this one at home people.  Thanks to the good folks at Bugs and Cranks, we have this video of a baby getting wasted at the game.  The description of this video states that the bottle is empty but I highly doubt that.  This baby looks really tipsy to me.  What do you think? ...

WORLD OF ISAAC LINKS
Published 5/7/2008 by World of Isaac at The World of Isaac
The Scariest Man in Austria {The Beautiful Game} A-Rod is a wimp? No way {FanIQ} Delonte West is a funny dude {Clevescene.com} Babies Drinking at the Park {Bugs and Cranks} Why Adam Archuleta became a bad football player {DockSquad} We expect nothing less from Nick Saban {StarTribune} Screw PETA {The Money Shot}

Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless [Get The Tiny Handcuffs, Lou]
Published 5/7/2008 by Rick at Deadspin
... get completely hammered under the close supervision of team mascot Looie the Lookout (foreground). Suddenly Britney Spears doesn't look like such a bad parent, eh? If you like your babies with starter Mohawks and raucously intoxicated, then enjoy more in the video after the jump. OK ... actually, the beer bottle appears to be empty. But how did it get that way, and how many more empties are under the seat? Video: Babies Drinking Beer At The Ballpark? Always Good Fun [Bugs & Cranks] ...