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Great Exercises in Internet NBA-Related Postings 3.2.08
Hardwood Paroxysm — Empty The Bench covers a subject dear to my heart. Terrible local commercials. Detroit Bad Boys discuss the futures of the East. Okay, the arms race is just getting silly, now. This is like bringing a cap gun to a tank fight. Good thing the Cats got all that cap room to start last year! Whoops. Oh, good, just in time for them to collapse to the six seed. Classy move by Mikki Moore to send Gerald Wallace a get well gift. McMillan has had all he can standsk and he ...

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