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D.C. Sports Bog: Morning Look: Four Portis Costumes!
Mr. Irrelevant: Oh Happy Day: Clinton’s New Characters!
Deadspin: Clinton Portis Plays All The Old Hits [Dr. Do Itch Big]
Predominantly Orange | A Denver Broncos Blog: The Evolution Of Clinton Portis
FanHouse: Clinton Portis to Expand Multiple Personalities by Four
Morning Look: Four Portis Costumes!
D.C. Sports Bog —
... enthusiasm when you hear Rich Eisen say that "we've created" all these new costumes for Portis. Look, we don't want to see any dang costumer behind any dang curtain, especially not an NFL-employed costumer. In our minds, Clinton sits at home and sketches out these characters in a notepad using magic markers and sparkle glue before going to various thrift shops and dollar stores to shop for supplies. There are certainly no NFL market research fellas in on this. But anyhow, Portis is seeking your vote on which character to debut for the D.C. media this fall, which means ...
Oh Happy Day: Clinton’s New Characters!
Mr. Irrelevant —
Greetings From Port City | Home Oh Happy Day: Clinton’s New Characters! By Jamie Mottram | June 25, 2008 The headline here is a bit misleading, as it’s actually the NFL that’s creating and debuting four new Portis characters , but still, as Steinz says , it’s June. Follow the link for bios on all four, video of Rich Eisen speaking with each and a poll giving the people the power to choose which Portis will personify at some point this season, or something. Thoughts on each are down below. First though, note the resemblance between one of Clinton’s new cast members and me, dressed as a Wizznut : portis-jahidi-2.jpg Uncanny. OK, onto reviewing the alter egos … ...
Clinton Portis Plays All The Old Hits [Dr. Do Itch Big]
Deadspin —
... Portis has some new characters for the NFL Network's site, and though some are slightly amusing, we repeat what we said last time he brought out a new character: "It's like the final season of "Arrested Development;" not as inspired as the first go-arounds, but we're all just grateful it's back, nevertheless." Except, you know, a little less so. ...
The Evolution Of Clinton Portis
Predominantly Orange | A Denver Broncos Blog —
Former Broncos RB Clinton Portis is known for portraying different characters in interviews. A couple of examples:
Dolemite Jenkins
Choo Choo
He continues his quest to find another character for the 2008 season. Go vote for one of the four characters Portis is bringing to the table. Portis will portray the winning ego to the D.C. media this fall. Your choices include a winless 115 lb Ultimate Fighter, a dentist that worked on Michael Strahan’s mouth, a pipe smoking environmentalist, and a dreadlocked Prime Minister running for President of the ...
Clinton Portis to Expand Multiple Personalities by Four
FanHouse —
Filed under: Redskins, NFC East, NFL FansDear Lord, thank you for Clinton Portis and blog wars, but mostly for Clinton Portis because he doesn't take himself quite so seriously. Dan Steinberg writes that the artist also known as "Southeast Jerome", "Coach Janky Spanky", "Bro Sweets", "Choo-Choo", "Sheriff Gonnagetcha", and "Dolemite Jenkins", unveiled four new characters this week, and he's looking for YOUR help on which one to debut to the Washington-area media this fall. You can see all four characters here, but if Dr. Do Itch Big doesn't win, the whole thing is rigged. Just like Spygate, which means we can expect Senator Arlen Specter ...
Clinton Portis is a nut!
Pacman Jonesin' | Game Over, Byotch —
Clinton Portis is hilarious. The NFL Network had a contest of sorts you can participate in where he will show up in costme at a press conference after a game this upcoming season.
My vote would go to his UFC fighter Budd Foxx who is 0-17, weighs 220 and fights at 115. Special move? Cracking fingers. The guy’s neck is monstrous!
Dr. Do Itch Big which apparently stands for Dr. Do It Big) makes amazing custom grills like Marshawn Lynch’s Beast Mode (right) and he also made Strahan’s gap!
This dude is nutty but we love it here at PJ!
Portis on Youtube
The Best Athlete Images of All-Time
The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes —
For the record, this post could just as easily be titled "The Most Terrible Athlete Images of All-Time." It really makes no difference. Athletes and their elaborate personas are a big part of the fun of being a sports fan. Sure, it's about the game and the competition, but it's also fun growing up watching these guys as they let their egos run wild and become larger than life. Love 'em or hate 'em, they are fun to watch and more fun to pick on, so we're glad to have them. Today, we're looking at some of the finest athlete image concoctions in sports. So without further ado, here we go... ...
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