Sammy Sosa
sportsillustrated.cnn.com 11/6/2009 — Sammy Sosa

Sammy Sosa Needs to Put His Face On
slanchreport.com 30 days ago — Recently in Las Vegas, former home run darling Sammy Sosa made quite a startling appearance, looking almost ghoulish under the harsh paparazzi lights. He’s not trying to be Michael Jackson ,” said former Cubs employee Rebecca Polihronis, who talks frequently with Sosa.  ...

Sammy Sosa-Then and Now
morehardball.blogspot.com 11/7/2009 — It's been a while since we've heard from Sammy Sosa. Once viewed as baseball's saving grace from the horrors of the Steroid Era, Sosa's career hit rock bottom after a fallout with his longtime employer, the Chicago Cubs, and ending his career in disgrace with the Rangers. But Slammin' Sammy ...

New Sammy Sosa Face Photos From Las Vegas
bustedcoverage.com 28 days ago — Sammy Sosa’s handlers, advisers and himself can claim the lighting was bad or that he was overexposed at the red carpet for last week’s Latin Grammys. Um, now we have fan photos from inside Mandalay Bay. Cue the Michael Jackson music. Of ...

Sammy Sosa’s Skin is going all Michael Jackson
thesportsbank.net 29 days ago — By Paul M. Banks Is Sammy Sosa wearing his Halloween outfit in November? Are the side effects of all those years of steroid use catching up to him, that he’s no longer playing, and therefore has no reason to be juicing. Just what exactly is going on here. For the answers I send you ...

Sammy Sosa Says He's Not Trying to be Michael Jackson
delusionalcubsfan.com 27 days ago — Despite the sensational photos showing Sammy Sosa's pale rejuvenated new look, Sammy wants you to know that he's not trying to be the King of Pop, but you will be able to buy his new skin cream shortly.

WTF: Sammy Sosa Pulls A Michael Jackson
soyoked.com 29 days ago — Oh sammy

What happened to Sammy Sosa’s face?
sportscracklepop.com 29 days ago — Seriously, WTF happened? Sammy Sosa is like Michael Jackson 2.0!

Sammy Sosa Should Be Ashamed
bugsandcranks.com 29 days ago — According to sources, former MLB Sammy Sosa is undergoing a “skin rejuvenation” process that has temporarily lightened his flesh to a pasty, pallid gray tone, not unlike a ten-month old corpse that washed up in central Jersey. Also, ...

Sammy Sosa Would Like To Clear Up Some Things About His Skin [Mlb]
deadspin.com 29 days ago — Sammy Sosa is not hoping to star in the White Chicks sequel. It is not some kind of alleged side affect from any alleged substances he allegedly may have put in his body. He just wants to be beautiful! Because Chicago's baseball writers haven't had ...

Should the Chicago Cubs Consider Brett Myers? — Bleacher Report - MLB 11/6/2009
Reports out of Philadelphia Friday are that the National League Champion Phillies will not pursue an extension with Brett Myers. Myers, once the top of the Philadelphia rotation, fell out of favor over the last couple years because of injuries and ...

Slow and Steady... But Is The Player Market Passing The Cubs By? — Bleacher Report - MLB 11/6/2009
In the 40 hours or so since the conclusion of the World Series, four trades have sent nine Major Leaguers to new teams. Eight players filed for free agency, and two more were released by their 2009 organizations. Milton Bradley, however, remains a ...

Two Cubs file for free agency — chicagotribune.com - Sports 11/7/2009

Sammy Sosa to Haunt Hall of Fame Until Gaining Entry (Satire) — Bleacher Report - MLB 29 days ago
Sammy Sosa has decided to bleech his skin in honor of the recently deceased, but still talked about over and over again, Michael Jackson. Sosa immediately denounced that this was an odd reaction to any of the "Flinstone vitamins" he took during his ...

Sammy Sosa pictures reveal lighter face — Chicago Sun-Times :: Chicago Cubs :: 29 days ago
We're not one to make light of a person’s skin color.