Wanted In Texas: Mack Brown's Stepson Chris Jesse Touches Football Before Fumble Recovery

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(Picture courtesy of Futon Report ) This is the most wanted man in Texas this hour. Why? He committed one of the most boneheaded plays by a non-player that only Steve Bartman could appreciate. This Longhorns Support Staffer inexplicably stepped onto the field and reached out for a fumbled football after a Rudy Carpenter sack. Whether he touched it or not is debatable. I say no. ... [link]

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