Wanted In Texas: Mack Brown's Stepson Chris Jessie Touches Football Before Fumble Recovery

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(Picture courtesy of Futon Report ) This is the most wanted man in Texas this hour. Why? He committed one of the most boneheaded plays by a non-player that only Steve Bartman could appreciate. This Longhorns Support Staffer inexplicably stepped onto the field and reached out for a fumbled football after a Rudy Carpenter sack. Whether he touched it or not is debatable. I say no. ... [link]

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This week’s T’d Up: Chris Jessie, can’t keep his hands off balls
Published 12/28/2007 by TheGoldfishCowboy at A Pudge is a Sandwich
T’d Up is a weekly column that runs on Fridays selecting, in our humblest of opinions, the biggest sports Tool of the Week.   What better way to trumpet the triumphant return of the Weekly T’d Up column (and the end of the pain-in-the-ass cat-hearding that is organizing blogger Pick’em) than to point and laugh heartily at the single craziest College Football bowl  moment I have ...

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(Picture courtesy of Futon Report ) This is the most wanted man in Texas this hour. Why? He committed one of the most boneheaded plays by a non-player that only Steve Bartman could appreciate. This Longhorns Support Staffer inexplicably stepped onto the field and reached out for a fumbled football after a Rudy Carpenter sack. Whether he touched it or not is debatable. I say no. ...