We'd Just Like To Remind You That Ron Artest Is Batsh*t Insane

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Ron Artest's Lunacy Knows No Bounds [I Love This Game]
Published 4/14/2008 by DAULERIO at Deadspin
... cookies" and is developing Artest's line of athletic wear. The assistant was also (seriously) recently asked to "remove what Mr. Artest thought were giant snake eggs in his backyard." (They turned out to be mushrooms.) You can almost smell the insanity, can't you? Although, "Giant snake eggs in his backyard" seems like it would be a perfect lyrical refrain from Junta-era Phish. (Ed. Note: Please no Phish references on Deadspin. Thank you.) We'd Just Like To Remind You That Ron Artest Is Batshit Insane [Hardwood Paroxysm] ...

Craziness Comes In Threes
Published 4/15/2008 by Chuck at Sportaphile
... Hardwood Paroxysm brings the story of Ron Artest’s personal assistant, who revealed something not so shocking about his employer. ...

These People Have Obviously Never Been to Placer County
Published 4/15/2008 by TZ <info@sactownroyalty.com> at Sactown Royalty: Front Page Posts
... As I told my buddy Hardwood Paroxysm last weekend: We'll see who's laughing when baby snakes eat all your organic cookies at 2 a.m.

Cheap Shots #124
Published 4/15/2008 by Signal to Noise at Signal to Noise
... If you are part of an entourage or hired help, you will do some crazy stuff for athletes. If you work for Ron Artest, you make late night cookie runs. [Hardwood Paroxysm] ...

Ron Artest: Controlling the pet population since...today
Published 4/15/2008 by Basketbawful at Basketbawful
The same man who's terrified of rogue snake eggs in his backyard and once had his Great Dane taken away from him because it was starving to death is now teaming up with PETA to spay and neuter your dog(s). I guess it's kind of honorable for Ron-Ron to take such an interest in controlling the pet population -- Bob Barker would be proud -- but do you really want him coming anywhere within 1,000 feet of your pets' reproductive organs? Yeah, me either.