WE’RE A LITTLE GAY. SUE US.

Things that have, in the past, made us just an eeninesiest bit gay. 1. We’ll pay money for a haircut. Loads of it. This afternoon, we’ll shell out fifty to sixty bucks to get a haircut appreciably different from the one we’d get at Fantastic Sam’s only in its being a.) in a place where they give you free champagne, and b.) in the exorbitantly expensive hair products ... [link]