PHILIP RIVERS IS A COCK BLOCKER, BIG-TIME
With Leather —
This explains everything. Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers here is discouraging young people from having sex, talking about the "power of chastity" and how amazing it is when young people get together and revel in the awesomeness of not having sex. Thanks a lot, asshole. That's all fine and dandy that you're trapped in an unhappy marriage and hate having sex, but what am I supposed to do if all the teenagers stop having sex? Date a girl in her twenties? Gross. [Fan IQ]
Philip Rivers Would Rather You Not Have Sex [Keep It In Your Pants, Kids]
Deadspin —
FanIQ digs up this amazing video of Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers testifying on the values of youth abstinence.
It's all about "building up momentum," kids. In this video, Rivers is promoting the San Diego Pacific Surge conference, which invites a bunch of teenagers to come together and not have sex. Man, we wish they would have these when we were young; great place to meet girls.
Patriots fans, as if you needed something else to razz Rivers about on Sunday ... here is a gift.
Well This Explains Why Philip Rivers Is A Jackass [FanIQ] ...
Philip Rivers Endorses Chastity
FanHouse —
Filed under: Chargers, San DiegoIn case you were wondering how Philip Rivers feels about premarital sex, he would like you to know that he's opposed to it. He explains in this video: Rivers refers to chastity as "a lost art." I wasn't aware that it was either. The video was made to promote Pacific Surge, which describes itself as "founded in 1998 to air pro-life television commercials, get "Choose Life" license plates in California, and for the past three years under a Centers for Disease Control grant, formed a national coalition for abstinence educators." Via Fan ...
Do I Have to Cheer for this Tool?
SimonOnSports —
In an ideal world Rivers does not play, so I can atleast have a semblance of dignity cheering for Billy Volek. Legitimately Rivers is approaching the stratosphere of my Tom Brady hatred. Atleast Brady isn't a complete toolbag and doesn't believe in the 'Power of Chastity' as evident with his knock up and run. Not having sex is apparently a 'Lost Art'. Um ok jackass. I'm going to hate you even more when you completely shit the bed this weekend. See Giant fans, would you rather have that douche or confused golly gosh gee willickers Eli Manning? That's what I thought. Courtesy of FanIQ
