WEST VIRGINIA, I HAVE A DEAL YOU HAVE TO TAKE

Let’s not let something as base as money settle this, friends. Dear West Virginia administrators and other flintlock-bearing Appalachian hoi-polloi, I write this letter today in order to offer a resolution to the $4 million dollar lawsuit filed by your university against me. Most of the time I leave this to the lawyers, but an offer like the one I’m going to put out here ... [link]