What if Kobe had been traded to the Bulls?

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If Kobe Bryant had been traded to the Bulls… • Jack Nicholson would have taken a sand wedge to the windshield of Kupchak’s car. • Carson Daly would have beaten out Jimmy Fallon as the replacement for Conan O’Brien. • O.J. Mayo would not have accepted tickets to a Nuggets/Lakers game from Carmelo Anthony, since the Lakers would have sucked and Mayo don’t do sucked... [link]

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Tiger, Phil, The Whole Gang [Blogdome]
Published 6/5/2008 by Will Leitch at Deadspin
... • The dumb things people do at sporting events. [Sportscrack] • When Hillary took over the Mariners. [Enjoy The Enjoyment] • Honor Terry Porter! [Blazers Edge] • Love for the Red Wings keeps flowing in. [My Brain Says Rage] • Lakers tickets used to be cheap. Really. [Machochip] • Every Day Should Be Saturday responds to Rick Reilly. [Every Day Should Be Saturday] • What if Kobe had been traded to the Bulls? [Rotohog] • More big love for Paul Pierce. [Josh Q. Public] ...

The 10-man rotation, starring the Lakers-Celtics relationship
Published 6/5/2008 at Ball Don't Lie
... from their parent's basement. SF: The Hoop Doctors. An interview with streetball star "The Professor" about his new movie "Ball Don't Lie." SG: Seattle Times. Sonics forward Chris Wilcox was arrested last Saturday for carrying a concealed weapon. PG: Channing Frye Blog. Frye is fed up with airlines charging $25 for a second bag. Vent, young man. Vent. 6th: Rotohog.com. What if Kobe Bryant had been traded to the Bulls? 7th: ...

Blog It: Pap P.O.’s Gays For Elton John Remark?
Published 6/5/2008 by jason at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... . • Cameron Martin of ROTOHOG theorizes what would have happened had Kobe Bryant been traded to Chicago . • Speaking of the Bulls, RANDBALL looks down under for the ...

Has Schilling subconsciously erased Clemens from his mind?
Published 6/20/2008 by Cameron Martin at Comcast SportsNet New England » Wicked Good Sports
... in the news more than Barack Obama this year1, that seems unlikely. What’s more likely is that Schilling is genuinely envisioning a future career as a post-season savior, and that he doesn’t want to associate himself with a public pariah like Clemens. 1 At least in Houston. Cam Martin is a Sox fan who lives in Yankee country (Fairfield County, CT). He also writes for Bugs&Cranks, Rotohog and Barnes & Noble Review. E-mail: ...

Red Sox Shorts: Rob Neyer is dead to me
Published 6/23/2008 by Cameron Martin at Comcast SportsNet New England » Wicked Good Sports
... Guy, Bill Simmons, was fun to read back in the day and should be replaced by a Cleveland fan now. Rob, I hope you know I’m kidding (sort of). But really, throw a bone to the blogs of some first-place teams (and to Bugs & Cranks). Those omissions make your Blog Roll look fascistly ridiculous. Cam Martin is a Sox fan who lives in Yankee country (Fairfield County, CT). He also writes for Bugs&Cranks, Rotohog and Barnes & Noble Review. E-mail: ...

Red Sox shorts: Rob Neyer lives!
Published 7/11/2008 by Cameron Martin at Comcast SportsNet New England » Wicked Good Sports
... Closes the game — and not Boston’s Jonathan Papelbon. Never mind the obvious mitigating factor: Terry Francona would want to win with His guy on the mound and not worry about placating the home crowd of a third-place team. The idea, put forth in this Newsday blog, that Francona would be worried about incurring the wrath of Yankee fans, seems rather naive . Cam Martin is a Sox fan who lives in Yankee country (Fairfield County, CT). He also writes for Bugs&Cranks , Rotohog and Barnes & Noble Review .

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