What’s inside Alfonseca’s stomach?

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Deadspin found this 5/15/2007 on bugsandcranks.com [flag]
I’m going to assume that no human being — especially a professional athlete — can be as out of shape as Antonio Alfonseca looks this year. His gut, which starts to form in the neck area, doesn’t quite have a “fatty” look to it — it’s more of a “snake that just swallowed a baby pig” look. So what could possibly be hiding underneath ... [link]

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He Ate David Wells: Baseball Players Are Athletes
Published 5/15/2007 at Deadspin
... Seriously, what happened to Antonio Alfonseca? He was always big, but ... wow. We suppose you can eat faster when you have six fingers.

Tuesday PM Extras
Published 5/15/2007 by Matt P at The700Level.com - Philly Sports & Minutiae
... We all know Antonio Alfonseca has extra fingers, but who knew he could also carry a child? [Bugs & Cranks]

Cat Nap
Published 5/23/2007 by Richie Rich at Home Run Derby
... How do these animals get into these games? Can they afford a ticket? Somebody contact Bugs and Cranks … because I think Antonio Alfonseca has been smuggling small animals into the park under his shirt so he can eat them later.

Finally... Over .500
Published 5/27/2007 by Matt P at The700Level.com - Philly Sports & Minutiae
... Antonio Alfonseca finally gave birth to his first save since 2002 (no word on how many fingers and toes it had), and fellow

Eerie
Published 5/30/2007 by Chad at Redleg Nation
... Okay, this is genuinely spooky.

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