What's Wrong With Baltimore? (Entry #12,003)

I was in Baltimore last night and it was lovely. Had dinner outside with the Awful GF, watched some crappy punk band play outside of the ESPN Zone, and had a beer or two at a local establishment. So why do I hate Baltimore so much? This is why.... Oh I get it....the duck's name is Leroy. And that hat....that hat is, so... I give up. The Orioles have a new fan: Leroy the Duck (Red Sox ... [link]