What the Hell Happened?

Jesus Wins The Masters

Pacifist Viking found this 4/9/2007 on deadspin.com

I'd like to credit Zach Johnson for the win, but he keeps giving all the credit to Jesus. Hey, he won it, he gets to choose where the credit goes. Johnson, with Jesus and his grandfather (Zach's, not Jesus's) pulling the strings from heaven, held ...

Zach Johnson Stayed At A Holiday Inn Express Last Night

Our Book of Scrap: Sports News found this 4/9/2007 on sportsyenta.blogspot.com

You have to feel good for Zach Johnson. He won his first major at The Masters , in a field that included all the big names in golf. He overcame ridiculous conditions and managed a two shot victory. He even dropped a Jesus-bomb after his round and ...

A strange week ends with a green jacket for Johnson - Golf - Yahoo! Sports

Waggle Room found this 4/7/2007 on sports.yahoo.com

April 8, 2007 AUGUSTA, Ga. (AP) -- It all seemed surreal to Zach Johnson . Three clutch birdies on the back nine at the Masters. His name atop the leaderboard. Toppling Tiger Woods . Slipping on the green jacket. "I'm from Cedar Rapids, Iowa," he said ...

Tiger no match for Zach Johnson, Jesus...

Tbone42 posted 4/10/2007 from thesportshernia.typepad.com

The day got off to a rough start, as Jesus was not let on the course due to Augusta’s strict 'no sandals' policy (being Jewish didn’t help matters either). But after a few awkward minutes, officials conceded to let the robe-wearing savior on the course, supplying him with a pair of Hush Puppies. Once on the course, Jesus stole the show, immediately relieving Zach Johnson’s caddy of his ...