When Manny’s Gotta Go, He’s Gotta Go

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 When Manny’s Gotta Go, He’s Gotta Go
Oh, that Manny Ramirez! What a character! Prior to the top of the ninth inning last night, the game between the Phillies and Dodgers was temporarily delayed becasue… wait for it… MANNY RAMIREZ WAS IN THE BATHROOM! Seriously. With Greg Dobbs at the plate ready to bat, umpires were frantically searching for the reason why the Dodgers were about to start off the final frame ... [link]

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Top O' The Order: Manny starts being Manny in Los Angeles
Published 8/12/2008 by 'Duk at Big League Stew
Five quick links to start your day ...  1.  The top of the ninth inning is about to begin on Monday night, left field is empty and everyone starts to look for an absent Manny Ramirez. Where did he go? Why, just to the bathroom because he thought Joe Torre had pulled him from the game. But Man-Ram gets out to his position in time (albeit with an untucked shirt) and the Dodgers hold on for the victory, so let's all just have a good chuckle. All together now! "THAT'S JUST MANNY BEING MANNY" (/Cue applause and laughter) [Yahoo! Sports] 2. I have no idea who Dru Diamond ...

Oh, Don’t Worry Manny. Take Your Time. We’ll Just Hold Up the Entire Game for You.
Published 8/12/2008 at The Sporting Blog
Of course, Manny thought it was just hilarious : I just went to the bathroom, Ramirez said with a chuckle after Los Angeles 8-6 victory. All the guys said, Hey, we play nine in here. This time, there was a plausible explanation sort of for Ramirez s brief but conspicuous absence: He thought he had been pulled from the game. When he came out, his jersey was half undone, teammate Jeff Kent said with a smirk. So if he was going to the bathroom, he takes his jersey off to do it. In Manny s defense, it s my understanding as well that everyone in California only works part-days before checking out early to eat fish tacos and spend the afternoon at ...

Manny Being Manny Hits L.A.
Published 8/12/2008 at FanHouse
... of his teammates. His manager Joe Torre said Manny's tardiness was due to the fact he thought he'd been taken out of the game and had gone back to the clubhouse to change. Manny says he was late because he had to go take a leak. Whatever happened, what's most important is that Manny finally feels comfortable in his new digs and is back to his old ways. Now go get that haircut, buddy. Just don't do it between innings tonight. (Video courtesy of The Fightins)   Permalink | Email this ...

Manny Ramirez Delays Dodgers/Phillies Game By Taking A Leak, Or Something
Published 8/12/2008 at FanIQ Blog
... Torre and Manny would already be on the lethal injection table. Just classic. And if you remember Manny's last few weeks with the Red Sox, he seems to play according to his own schedule. I swear it wouldn't surprise me if he left a game in the middle of the 5th inning to grab a beer at this point in time. That's about the only thing he hasn't done yet. By the way, I'm sure Torre couldn't be happier with his new right fielder. [HT: The Fightins']

Dodger Game Stopped So ManRam Can Go No. 1
Published 8/12/2008 by ryan at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... . Video hilarity after the jump. ( Post-pee footage courtesy of THE FIGHTINS’ ) Let’s see, there’s no Green Monster for him to hide in at Dodger Stadium — so where in the world was Manny now? In the dugout, several Dodgers peered down the tunnel toward their clubhouse as Monday night’s game … was held up. They looked as though they didn’t know whether to laugh, scream or simply shake their heads. Then, finally, the enigmatic slugger reappeared and jogged swiftly out to his position, dreadlocks dangling and a wry half-smile on his face.“I just went to the bathroom,” Ramirez ...

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