When Ya Gotta Go ... [Towel Peeing]

• FlyMaster

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  I do the same thing at work everyday.  This isn't newsworthy.

  Posted 11/30/2007 [reply] [flag]

• kgoon1590

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  i'm not sure i believe this.

  Posted 12/1/2007 [reply] [flag]

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The Most Bestest Urinal in Town
Published 11/30/2007 by Simon at SimonOnSports
... to, well me, people that enjoy urinating on things. Friggin towels in the middle of a pack crowd? I would have never thought of that shit, that shows balls, just below elephantitis sized bowls. He isn't even showing the urine on his white shorts, which just shows what kind of skill and precision Bill has with his urine. Here's to you Bill Walker arguably the most skilled pisser in college basketball history and most certainly a Grade A Sports Guy. Courtesy of Deadspin

Bill Walker, World's Greatest Homeless Basketball Player
Published 11/30/2007 by jtom at Super, Scintillating and Sarcastic
Bill Walker really had to piss last night, so rather than go to the locker room and deprive his scandalous team of his athletic prowess, he decided to give thousands of people nightmares. The urine stench actually hurt K State's chances because defenders refused to play up on Walker, giving him a plethora of open looks to hoist toward the backboard. Insert "going problem" joke here.

Kansas State Basketball Player Pees Into Towel During Game
Published 11/30/2007 at SPORTSbyBROOKS
• DEADSPIN can't hold in news of Kansas State's Bill Walker finding relief courtside . And INTENTIONAL FOUL finds moving pictures of the peeing (watch the lower left): • Is there something we don't know? AWFUL ANNOUNCING points out that Tom Brady is in the running for Esquire's Sexiest Woman alive . • ALL BALLS gets down with their choices of top 10 Soulja Boy dances . • 100% INJURY RATE has video of 8-year-olds getting a head start in their NHL goon careers : • STEROID NATION learns that British kids as young as 11 have been ...

The Internets: Towel relief is very nice
Published 11/30/2007 by RandBall at Randball
A basketball player for Kansas State peed into a towel during a game. No, seriously. The Sean Taylor case gets interesting. All Johan, all the time, says Joe C. He also linked to the audio of the Delmon Young bat flip; here’s the video. Reuters.com, with its finger on the pulse of all the Yorvit Torrealba news you’ve been craving. They eschew the Hot Stove and go straight for the cool washcloth. And yes, we once heckled Yorvit while sitting in the $4 seats at Coors (the Rockpile) by shouting that ...

That's a relief.
Published 11/30/2007 by Ryan at The Victoria Times
After yesterday's post talking about how Minneapolis is at the bottom of the sports barrel, we are reminded by the Wildcats' Bill Walker that, in fact, Kansas State is #1 I'm as surprised as you that I've used the Public Urination tag twice now. Labels: ...

Uromysitisis is evil.
Published 12/1/2007 by Champ at Three Idiots on Sports
A few quick hits: * Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Walker both suffer from uromysitisis and both know how to "pull a Mattingly." (Thanks Deadspin) * 'Atta boy Jake, you really know how to pass the time on international flighs with Reese. The best 11 minutes of the trip. * RIP to an American Original, Evil Knievel. Any man who has the onions to do this has our respect:

Bill Walker Has No Use for Urinals
Published 12/1/2007 by Larry Brown at Larry Brown Sports
... This story has made its rounds, but it’s too incredible for me to pass up. Deadspin points out that Kansas State player Bill Walker found himself in quite the predicament Thursday night in a game against Oregon. He was asked to check into the ballgame, but he really needed to urinate badly. With no time to hurry off to the restroom, he did just what any typical guy on the bench would do — he relieved himself into several towels while standing courtside. ...

Hitting the Links - Oh No Joe Gibbs!, College Coach Salaries, Faith in Kwame Brown?
Published 12/3/2007 by truthaboutit at Truth About It - Washington Wizards Blog
... To follow up with the story about the basketball player who drained his weasel while on the court in front of thousands.....the video of ...

The Official Bill Walker Crazy Watch
Published 12/6/2007 by Marco at Storming the Floor
... If you somehow haven't heard yet, Kansas State's Bill Walker is officially crazy. He contains all of the slightly off-the-wall intangibles displayed Gilbert Arenas and Clinton Portis, only Walker displays all of his craziness on the court (After reading the last sentence, Walker should really consider transferring to Maryland. It only makes sense). As much as everyone loves the eccentric style of Agent Zero, I still don't expect him to piss in a towel anytime soon. At this point, I'd be surprised if Bill Walker makes it though the season without taking a nap in ...

Hot dogs at halftime, and other bizarre athlete food and drink tales
Published 12/7/2007 by 100% Injury Rate at 100% Injury Rate
... 3. Billy Walker - Yes, Walker is now well known for taking a leak into some towels during a game, but there was once a time when he was known for something else. Last year he ate popcorn on the bench while watching his Kansas St. teammates lose to DePaul in the NIT. He was recovering from a torn ACL at the time, but I think this speaks to what we all know is true. The NIT is boring as hell. ...

Link Time: Best of Ballhype
Published 12/9/2007 by KGoon1590 at It Never Rains in College Park
... - I finally decided I believe this. Kansas State forward Bill Walker had to face the call of nature in the closing seconds of a game ... so he peed in some towels. ...

The Conspiracy: How the Celtics managed to pull it off
Published 6/18/2008 by Lance at The Sports Culture
... Each half in an NBA game can drag on forever and it might be quite some time until you get back to your locker room. And Gatorade can run through you. The Celts were hoping to speed up draining of the pee-bag and force the players to piss in a towel like Kansas State forward Bill Walker once did. Didn’t work this time. ...

Breaking News: Celtics Trade For Pee Boy; Draft Turkish Center
Published 6/27/2008 by Steve at SOX & Dawgs
... Walker, who best known for peeing in a towel on the bench this season, is a 6-foot-6 small forward. Walker who reportedly injured his knee working out for Golden State has a history of knee problems having torn the ACL’s in both of his knees. ...

Toking the Reefer
Published 9/3/2008 by The Crotty Kid (noreply@blogger.com) at The Cowhide Globe
... of Darius' ride (this is not a joke. Well, it's not a lie, but it is kind of a joke). Darius, as you may recall, is most famous for having signed a contract worth $9 million per year and inventing the weird antenna celebration after a made three-pointer. The Celtics are now rolling with a bench of Darius Miles (acting credit: National Lampoon's Van Wilder), J.R. Giddens (college highlights: stabbed, suspended for being "a bad teammate"), and Bill Walker (towel peer). - The new Oklahoma City franchise is scheduled to name its team ...