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Len Pasquarelli may be too old to keep covering the NFL, but his rug has a good five years left in it. [link]

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Pasquarelli takes combover to new level
Published 1/10/2008 by The Sports Hernia at The Sports Hernia Blog
... around the internet yesterday but it wasn't until now that we were able to stop staring at our screens like cavemen and process what it was that we were looking at. While initially thinking this was the greatest see-through toupee we've ever seen, one writer here was able to reel it back in and put it together:"I don't think thats a toupee," said esteemed writer Gerrard Sir Hornypants."I think its one of those deals where he stubbornly refuses to just shave his head so the sporadic wave of hair gives that surreal effect." Whether it's a toupee, an extremely rad combover, a ...

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