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Who Buys This Sh*t?  NFL Edition
Who Buys This Sh*t? NFL Edition
The NFL season is underway with fans across the nation frothing at the mouth for every last bit of news about their favorite teams, heading out to training camps in the July heat and stocking up on stupid, insane memorabilia that they think proves their loyalty to a team and league which cares only about the money they give them. Which brings me to this...there are some NFL products out ...
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  • dias912 dias912
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    $3000 for a purse?! That's crazy! Then again, so's $10 for a beer at the game.
    Posted 7/24/2008 respond (flag)
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