Who Gets the Ball?

La Russa's Dogs Drink Phillie Tears

Deadspin found this 7/16/2007 on thefeed.blogs.com

Celebrating losing is always a touchy thing. There are plenty of Phillie fans who don't share the glee that fans at the Park last night had for loss #10,000. Enrico of The 700 Level is one of them and since he is the man for all things Philly, ...

Sports - Cardinals

STLSportsMag found this 7/16/2007 on www.stltoday.com

PHILADELPHIA -- The Cardinals made plans for ace pitcher Chris Carpenter to be seen today by team medical supervisor Dr. George Paletta in New York. On rehab assignment in Jupiter, Fla., Carpenter has not thrown since last Monday because of renewed ...

Is There a Hugh Jass Here

extrapolater posted 7/16/2007 from www.epiccarnival.com

Prank-calling athletes.

In midst of skid, Garner looks to supernatural | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle

Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, ... found this 7/16/2007 on www.chron.com

Voodoo master Tired of watching Carlos Zambrano dominate his Astros, manager Phil Garner is willing to go in search of a voodoo expert to put a spell on the Cubs' righthander if for no other reason than to try to get into the ace's head. "I'm ...

At a loss for 10,000 words...

FanHouse found this 7/16/2007 on manonarant.blogspot.com

It's now officially official (which is to say, for real for real) – those fightin' Philadelphia Phillies are the first sports franchise ever to reach the much maligned milestone that is 10,000 losses. Milestone may not even be the right word for ...