GIANT JERK SHOOTS HIMSELF
nypost.com 11/30/2008 — Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress caught a bullet in his leg while fumbling with a gun in the vestibule of a Manhattan nightclub early yesterday, sources said. The trouble-plagued NFL star blasted himself through his right thigh just after...

Who's going to win it all, biggest surprise, more
sportsillustrated.cnn.com 1/8/2009 — Who's the biggest threat to North Carolina's title hopes? SI.com's writers reveal their picks and more.

Not everybody heard Carroll being a selfish jerk - NCAA Football - CBSSports.com Live Scores, Standings, Stats
cbssports.com 1/19/2009 — Everything was fine between Pete Carroll and Mark Sanchez before a shortsighted jerk got involved. (AP)

Football Jerk denies gift to fans (video)
youtube.com 12/2/2008 — After rushing for his fourth and game-winning touchdown against Green Bay on November 30, 2008, Panthers RB DeAngelo Williams tossed the ball to some brave a...

Thanks for the 54-108, you jerk
hardballtimes.com 2/11/2009 — A decade late and several hundred million dollars short, Wayne Huizenga has regrets : Outgoing Miami Dolphins majority owner H. Wayne Huizenga bid an emotional farewell to his favorite franchise Tuesday, but for the first time admitted he might have broke up the Marlins a year too soon after ...

Biggest Prospect Failures, Part Two
minorleagueball.com 1/13/2009 — Ok, now let's turn to pitchers... Biggest pitcher busts of the recent past....a lot of names are likely to be obvious. Do most pitching prospect busts fail due to injury, or are there any other commonalities? PITCHERS is the topic in this thread. ...

Stick-swiping jerk almost finds way to ruin Winter Classic
sports.yahoo.com 1/7/2009 — So 14-year-old Kalan Plew had his soda commercial moment at the Winter Classic, as Henrik Zetterberg of the Detroit Red Wings made eye contact with him and then handed him his hockey stick as he left Wrigley Field, following the Wings' win over the ...

Postgame Knee-Jerk Reactions: 49ers 24 Jets 14
jetsandmets.com 12/8/2008 — As I watch the Jets games each week I scribble down notes. On a day like today those notes are written sloppy and in some spots the papers are torn. Here is the translation of some of the notes I took today while watching the debacle at Candlestick.

Manny Ramirez: you’re a joke (and a jerk)
juicedsportsblog.com 2/5/2009 — I’ve never met the man who is one helluva ball player, but one heckuva disgusting person off the field, but if I did I think the first thing I’d tell him, would be to get a life SCOTT JACOBS I think we’ve all come to grips with ...

Watch out for the soda jerk (video)
youtube.com 10/14/2008 — October 13, 2008: During the 3rd playoff game between Boston and Tampa Bay, a guy gets pissed off at the soda vendor.