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Well, at least it isn't a necktie

Our Book of Scrap: Sports News found this 6/18/2007 on blog.masslive.com

APBig Papi has birds on the brain.To all you fathers out there, a belated Happy Father's Day. You don't mind asking what you received from your kids, right? Coffee cup? Necktie? Sox tickets, maybe? Well, as Rob Bradford of the...

Pick-Up Lines, Courtesy of Zoloft-Popping Elijah Dukes

Uwe Blog found this 6/18/2007 on thebiglead.com

Our favorite tipster in the Sunshine State was kind enough to send us a rather tremendous radio interview with the ex-wife of Tampa Bay problem child Elijah Dukes. With the retirement of lunatic luminaries such as Dennis Rodman, Mike Tyson, and John ...

Dukes gets day off after pregnancy report

kcudah posted 6/18/2007 from msn.foxsports.com

Teen Accuses Tampa Bay Outfielder Elijah Dukes of Impregnating Her; Girl Was Foster Child of His Grandmother's - Let's get this straight: Elijah Dukes' main job is supposed to be playing baseball for the Devil Rays, not trying to emulate former NBA star Shawn Kemp

Yankees sign two Chinese prospects

Pending Pinstripes found this 6/18/2007 on newyork.yankees.mlb.com

NEW YORK -- The Yankees' foray into the Far East has paid dividends, and it continued Monday. The Yankees announced that they signed two players -- left-handed pitcher Kai Liu and catcher Zhenwang Zhang -- to Minor League contracts, with approval from ...

Elijah Dukes Calls a Radio Station, Makes Ron Artest Seem Like a Bunny

Richie Rich posted 6/19/2007 from thebiglead.com

Among the highlights: He talks about the value of crack in the hood; His mother never smoked crack, and he never said that she did; and last but not least ... "When did I get in trouble for domestic violence over the last year and a half?"