Why Chicks Should Be Banned From All-Star Voting

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Chicks and Sports Don’t Mix?
Published 5/21/2008 at Kuklas Korner
... Den Cotton at the National Sports Review is having some fun… although maybe a bit more than that: ...

From the Sexist Moron Files
Published 5/21/2008 by Teka (noreply@blogger.com) at Talk Hockey To Me
Courtesy of the National Sports Review, I give you Why Chicks Should Be Banned From All-Star Voting by one "Den Cotton." Here's his opening salvo: As I recall, Colin (Cowherd) has spoken about the upsides — a requirement even — of having a relationship with a girl who doesn’t love sports. Now I don’t want to get Colin in too much trouble because he has a lot of smart female fans who call into his show. But I don’t want to date them, no matter how hot they are. Jigga WHAT NOW? Hold on to your hats ladies, it's about to get ...

Puck Headlines: Columnist believes female puckheads are creepy
Published 5/21/2008 at Puck Daddy
... • Writer Den Cotton of The National Sports Review is a charmer. "Female sports fans are just ridiculous creatures. I'm not trying to deter you from going to games or asking questions, but I just don't want you in a fantasy league - unless it's well, you know ... that other fantasy league." Cotton goes on to say that "ladies who love NHL are completely off limits. That is just way too creepy, especially Wings junkies." ...

Sports Moron Of the Day Award Goes To.....
Published 5/21/2008 by Teka (noreply@blogger.com) at hlog {Hockey's Ladies of Greatness}
Courtesy of the National Sports Review, I give you Why Chicks Should Be Banned From All-Star Voting by one "Den Cotton." Here's his opening salvo: As I recall, Colin (Cowherd) has spoken about the upsides — a requirement even — of having a relationship with a girl who doesn’t love sports. Now I don’t want to get Colin in too much trouble because he has a lot of smart female fans who call into his show. But I don’t want to date them, no matter how hot they are. Jigga WHAT NOW? Hold on to your hats ladies, it's about to get ...

Female NHL Fans Take a Few Blind Shots Today
Published 5/22/2008 by Tuffy at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... of one Den Cotton , who writes for NATIONAL SPORTS REVIEW. He’d like everyone to look at him for awhile, so he’ll say something blatantly provocative in his latest essay so we will all talk about him and validate his existence while bumping his hit count. Okay, Mr. Cotton, we’re looking at you:“Perhaps I’ve been drinking too much of the Colin Cowherd Kool-aid…” And you thought we were kidding about the attention whore angle.“I don’t want to date any chicks who are “fans”… Now, when I say fan, I mean fanatic. It’s perfectly fine if you like sports, but I don’t want you ...

The offseason is kind of boring, eh?
Published 5/22/2008 by elise (noreply@blogger.com) at 18,568 Reasons Why...
... for lunch. While there, I spotted Mike Hoeffel and David Fischer of the Gopher's Mens' Hockey team. Very cool. - The dates and players for the Wild Road Tour were announced. I recommend all of you go because it is extremely fun. There's food, autographs, pictures, street hockey with some of the guys...it's basically really fun and, if you have June 12 free, you should go. - This guy pissed a lot of people off with his article, entitled, "Why Chicks Should Be Banned From All-Star Voting". And then tried to backtrack and apologize. ...

What It Feels Like for a Girl
Published 5/28/2008 by Chitown Chick at Ladies...
... Our experiences are all very different, but they share one common idea - that too many people see female sport fans as freaks of nature. Some morons have even said that we would make bad dates. Read on to find out what it’s like for us sports fans who happen to have breasts. ...