Why the Kansas City Royals shouldn't sign Barry Bonds

Big League Stew posted 5/1/2008 from sports.yahoo.com [flag]

There are plenty of reasons the Royals shouldn't bring Bonds to Kansas City, most of them having to do with Red Lobster. [link]

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