Why Won't the Masters Get Out of My Face?

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If it's supposed to be so dignified, why am I hearing the soft piano and string interlude every ten minutes? You might as well play Kanye West's "Flashing Lights" with pictures of a stoic Phil Mickelson staring down his second shot on a par 4. [link]
Why Won't the Masters Get Out of My Face?

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