WINSLOW HAS SWOLLEN, UM, PARTS?

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Kellen Winslow's Out With...Swollen Testicles? [NFL]
Published 10/10/2008 by DAULERIO at Deadspin
... After a summer filled horrifying testicular injuries in hockey and baseball, it appears Cleveland Browns tight end Kellen Winslow is also having his own nut trouble and will possibly sit out Monday Night's game against the New York Giants. Pro Football Talk, quoting a league source, says that Winslow was admitted to the Cleveland Clinic "because his balls swelled to the size of grapefruits." ...

Grapefruit Continues Its Unstoppable Reign As The Go To Analogy For Excessively Large Testicles
Published 10/10/2008 by Harvey Bars at Tirico Suave
... Grapefruit. I have to say this sounds like absolutely terrible news for all my fantasy teams that have Kellen Winslow on them . Tags: ...

Um, About Kellen…
Published 10/10/2008 by Scott at WaitingForNextYear
... A league source tells us that the talk among the Browns is that tight end Kellen Winslow landed in the Cleveland Clinic because his balls swelled to the size of grapefruits. Wow.  I’m actually pretty speechless.  Obviously, all while wishing Winslow the best. WINSLOW HAS SWOLLEN, UM, PARTS?  [PFT] ...

I Believe the Correct Term is "Elephantitis"
Published 10/10/2008 by The OCC (noreply@blogger.com) at The Off-Color Commentator
... Unless, of course, your enormously swollen nuts put you in the hospital, as they have recently done to Browns TE Kellen Winslow. ...

Fantasy mailbag: Week 6
Published 10/10/2008 by The Hazean at The Hazean
... Also, there has been an update on Kellen Winslow’s status, and it sounds extremely painful. Good gracious man! ...

Friday Afternoon Nap
Published 10/10/2008 by Andrew Stoeten at TheScore.com Blog
... is a ***! (It's in there... keep going until you get to the practical jokes.) Within the next week, Gavin McInnes, founder of Vice, now on his own at Street Boners and TV Carnage, will reveal the answers to three of life's great mysteries. Sure, you may be seeing news items saying that Browns TE Kellen Winslow is in the hospital. But did you know it's because he's got balls the size of watermelons? And I don't mean the way this guy ...

PM Roundup: Fantastic Friday
Published 10/10/2008 by Cousins of Ron Mexico at The Big Lead
... and Sunday. It should be a grand old time. Send tips and links and insults my way at alumnigonzo@gmail.com. Bar tips from the Always Sunny in Philly crew. (complex.com) ICYMI: The boyfriend of the toilet-woman won $20K on a scratcher for the second time this year. (Kansas City dot Com) We really do need to ween Cubs fans from supporting the baby bears. (Yahoo!) Yeah, Lt. Winslow is indeed down with swollen balls. (PFT) Stat of the day: Cost per win. The Yankees certainly spent well. ( ...

Winslow Could Miss Monday Nighter Because of His, Um, Little Buddies
Published 10/10/2008 at FanHouse
... , nothing more, nothing less, leaving the imagination to wander. Well, you'd have to be a pretty sick person to guess what really happened to Winslow. According to Pro Football Talk, Kellen's testicles "swelled to the size of grapefruits." ...

Kellen Winslow’s illness nuts?
Published 10/10/2008 by TheHotRead at SmackCaster SmackBlog
... According to a report on ProFootballtalk.com, the illness that has sidelined Cleveland Browns TE would be swollen testicles to the point of grapefruits. Oh, the pain that we don’t ever want to know or feel if this is true. It will take a lot of balls for him to play on Monday night against the New York Giants, that is for sure. ...

Ain't That A Kick In The Oversized...Yeah...
Published 10/10/2008 by Cotter (noreply@blogger.com) at One For The Other Thumb
FACT: Kellen Winslow's unknown "illness" is apparently a pair of oversized balls. And no, I don't mean footballs. I mean like, man balls. All I can say is, ouch. For both Kellen Winslow, AND the Browns "Offense" (quotes signify questionable validity of the Browns Offense's existence). What a way to spend a Friday...ugh. That. [Redacted]. Sucks.

Could Kellen Winslow use a few bags of frozen peas?
Published 10/10/2008 by Michael Rand at Randball
164661-grapefruit-tree-0.jpg When you combine Pro Football Talk with an anonymous source who is, in turn, providing speculation based on hearsay, you get a needle going crazy on the credibility meter. That said, we feel the need to share with you PFT’s explanation for why Cleveland Browns’ TE Kellen Winslow was taken to the hospital with an “undisclosed illness.” Sayeth PFT : A league source tells us that the talk among the Browns is that tight end Kellen Winslow landed in the Cleveland Clinic because his [redacteds] swelled to the size of grapefruits . So there you have it. ...

Report: Kellen Winslow is having some swelling issues
Published 10/10/2008 by Chris Chase at Shutdown Corner
... It is with this, that I hesitantly, and squirmingly, pass along the following information: Pro Football Talk reports that the "undisclosed illness" which has befallen Browns TE Kellen Winslow is one that has caused his testicles to have swollen to the size of grapefruits. Of grapefruits. Again, this is an unsubstantiated report, so take it with a grain of salt. ...

Pregame Hype: New England Patriots at San Diego Chargers, meh
Published 10/10/2008 by Anthony Brown at MVN Outsider
... Browns tight end Kellen Winslow is hospitalized for an undisclosed (by the team) illness that may keep him out of the Giants game. Mike Florio at profootballtalk.com writes that Winslow’s testicles “swelled to the size of grapefruit.” ...

The Cleveland Browns : Cavalier When It Comes To Medical Confidentiality
Published 10/10/2008 by GC at Can't Stop The Bleeding
From PFT : A league source tells us that the talk among the Browns is that tight end Kellen Winslow landed in the Cleveland Clinic because his balls swelled to the size of grapefruits. Actually, one explanation for the situation is a condition known as hyrdocele.  And while the condition in itself isn’t serious, it could be a symptom of testicular cancer. Kaz Matsui and I are in full agreement on this one : until Winslow’s condition has a longer term impact on his career, this was really more than anyone outside ...

S.O.S (Steelerless On Sunday)
Published 10/11/2008 by Chris at Nice Pick, Cowher | A Blog For Pittsburgh Steelers Fans
... Turns out the undisclosed reasons were swollen testicles. They really better start Brady Quinn because now his boredom is affecting the whole team. ...

Monday Night Football Week Six: Pregame
Published 10/13/2008 by Awful Announcing- (noreply@blogger.com) at Awful Announcing
... Osi Umenyiora will be sitting in with the Countdown crew tonight. Onto the links.... Browns hope to turn around season by beating the champs (NFL) Browns Can't Forget Exhibition Loss To Giants (Hartford Courant) A look ahead to New York Giants at Cleveland Browns (NJ.com) 10 Reasons the Browns Will Beat the Giants in MNF Game (Cleveland Leader) Giants in Trade Talks with Chiefs for TE Tony Gonzalez? (Big Blue Interactive) Winslow Has Swollen, Um, Parts (PFT) Monday Night Countdown Segments: ...

Monday Night Football: New York Giants Vs Cleveland Browns Live Thread
Published 10/13/2008 at FanIQ Blog
... ) TE Kellen Winslow is listed as doubtful with what many are calling an undisclosed injury. Well, somehow it has been disclosed. No word yet on whether or not Brady Quinn was involved. And I'm definitely not pointing any fingers. ...

Winslow Out With…Swollen Testicles?!
Published 10/15/2008 by stevedimatteo at Dawg Pound Daily | A Blog For Cleveland Browns Fans
... According to this, Winslow has been out with a condition that causes his testicles to simply grow in size.  That’s right, his gonads, balls, nuts, knap sack, chandeliers…you get the idea.  It can be painless and non-threatening, but it can also be a symptom of testicular cancer. ...

Kellen Winslow May Soldier On Against Redskins Despite Unfortunate Ball-Related Emergency [NFL]
Published 10/15/2008 by DAULERIO at Deadspin
Kellen Winslow's mysterious "undisclosed illness" which has been rumored to be swollen balls according to Pro Football Talk, might still keep him out of this week's action against the Washington Redskins. Winslow's illness is still private, but according to Coach Romeo Crennel, he's recovering nicely after a week's worth of rest. So, it's not testicular cancer or anything like that. But what was it? According to one source, the culprit might be an overdose of erection enhancing medication. We've all seen the warnings that advertise to call your physician if ...

Kellen Winslow Still Questionable For Sunday
Published 10/15/2008 at FanHouse
... The "undisclosed illness" that was broke by Pro Football Talk as a swelling in the testicles might sideline Winslow for his second straight game. The Browns won on Monday night against the Giants, a huge upset and a jump-start to a mediocre season thus far without Winslow, but head coach ...

NFL Picks: Week 7
Published 10/17/2008 by Rich Levine at Comcast SportsNet New England » Wicked Good Sports
... The Browns continue their mid-season resurgence, but midway through the second half CBS is thrust into another Wardrobe Malfunction-like controversy when one of its cameramen goes in for a close up on what he thinks is the Direct TV blimp. It turns out to be Kellen Winlsow’s right testicle. Pick: Browns ...

Browns Suspend Kellen Winslow For Defending His Testicles [NFL]
Published 27 days ago by Rick Chandler at Deadspin
... marks the third straight week that Winslow has sat out all or most of a Browns game due to what at first was reported as an undisclosed illness, which was then soon rumored to be "swollen testicles," technically known as hydrocele. The truth turned out to be that Winslow was suffering from a staph infection, which is something else entirely, and evidently something the Browns have had a real problem with in recent seasons. Winslow — understandably, in my opinion — wanted the swollen testicles rumors to stop, and claimed that ...

Livingston : Never Mind The Cover Up, How About The Browns’ Callousness?
Published 26 days ago by GC at Can't Stop The Bleeding
... With few media outlets paying much heed to PFT’s earlier claim Browns WR Kellen Winslow (above) has dangerously swollen balls, Cleveland has all but confirmed the wide receiver’s claim his recently revealed ...