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Wizards Amend Stevenson's Contract with "Moron Clauses"
Wizards Amend Stevenson's Contract with "Moron Clauses"
WASHINGTON, October, 18 2007 -- Following a successful 2006-07 debut season in Washington, Wizards guard Deshawn Stevenson has managed to grab even more headlines during this off-season -- none of them particularly flattering for the organization. The cumulative impact of Stevenson's off-the-court mishaps has finally led to consequences...
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DeShawn's New Contract
We're Off To See The Willards — Check out the Legend Of Cecilio Guante for some info on a new contract for DeShawn Stevenson. There have been some moron clauses added to the contract... ...

DeShawn Stevenson is a perfect fit for The Maury Povich Show
Construda — Explaining what Washington Wizards swingman DeShawn Stevenson has been up to this offseason isn't the hard part. Sorting through all of his antics, shenanigans, laws broken, shitty morality, and MySpace is. The Legend of Cecilio Guante had some fun with Stevenson's idiocy , which is as follows... Stevenson's summer started with an ...

Thursday Mini-Bullets
ESPN.com - TrueHoop — ... More humor at DeShawn Stevenson's expense. ...

No Your Links: 10/18/07
Bullets Forever — ... " with Lindsay Lohan.  In response, The Legend of Cecilio Guante has some additional clauses that Ernie Grunfeld should add to Stevenson's contract.  But before you go and start making Georgia Rule jokes, ...

SAINT ANDREW'S NET: BONERS AND MUFFS!
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop — ... .  And people call me lame for sewing my name in my underwear.  For more DeShawn fun, see The Legend of Cecilio Guante. ...

Traffic Jam - Sports News From Around The Beltways
(Obsolete Feed) — ... One blogger's take on myspace bandito, Deshawn Stevenson. (The Legend of Cecilio Guante) ...

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