Women tennis players are all sexpots and bitches... U.S. tour director launches amazing sexist rant at Kournikova and Co | Mail Online
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How to Seduce the Ladies, By Justin Gimelstob
Published 6/27/2008 at The Sporting Blog
[image] Maybe you don't understand how to relate to the ladies, and lack the kind of pimp juice glands a major celebrity like Verne Troyer has. (If you do something on video, it will end up on the internet. This is something you must never forget.) Let Justin Gimelstob help you, then, with his handy instructions on how to slick it up like Usher with the ladies . Justin! Live mike! Turn that smooth loose, brah! 'Female tennis players lack the social skills, they don't go to high school, they don't go to parties,' he said. He said that while he did not fancy Kournikova - 'she ...
Justin Gimelstob should just get a blog
Published 6/27/2008 by Loren (noreply@blogger.com) at Pure Point
... a kind of a stud, nail her and then reap the benefits of that. She has a great body but her face is a five.
"If she's not crying by the time she walks off the court then I did not do my job." [referring to his mixed doubles match against the busty blonde next month, where he vows to "hit her hard with the ball in the midriff whilst serving."]
Gimelstob gives as good as Curt Schilling in my book.
Women tennis players are all sexpots and bitches [Daily Mail]
[H/T to The Sporting Blog]
ATP To Tour Misogynist: Please Make It Gimelstob
Published 6/27/2008 by Signal to Noise at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... , writing his “Gimel Takes All” column. Well, let’s just say the current member of the ATP’s board of directors doesn’t think too highly of some of the players on the women’s tour. ...
Justin Gimelstob Calls Anna Kournikova A Butterface
Published 6/28/2008 at FanIQ Blog
... Justin also called out several other current tennis players, but I'll let you enjoy those observations at the link. Accurate observations or do you think he got turned down as frequently as he lost tennis matches? ...

