Wonderful Treetards Allowed to Remain in Precious, Irreplacable Old Forest

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Crones 1, UC Berkeley 0
Published 9/13/2007 by Panger at Foul Balls
... grove threatened by the planned construction of a campus athletic center. The judge agreed, however, to schedule an Oct. 1 hearing on whether to grant the school an injunction that would lead to the protesters' removal from the stand of trees they have occupied for nine months, according to campus spokesman Dan Mogulof. Mr. Mogulof, no offense, but you're employing the wrong strategy here. Take a look at these protesters, a good hard look. What do you see? That's right, women who haven't had sex since 1957. Can you blame them for naming their houseplants, dressing their dogs in hand-knit ponchos and trying to save the biggest wood they've seen in fifty years? For God's sake, it's so obvious: if you want to solve this problem, they need to get laid . I suggest enlisting some of your randy professors emeritus by appealing to their school spirit. "Nail one for the Gipper!" Trust me, give these hoary minxes a taste of the "Big O" and they won't care if you nuke Marin County. via ...

FanHouse: Fri AM 'Overcovering Patriotgate and Oden' Edition
Published 9/14/2007 by JCN at John Clifford Ness
... Wonderful Treetards Allowed to Remain in Precious, Irreplacable Old Forest: Several lawsuits brought forth by various interested parties, including the city of Berkeley itself (!!!) are scheduled to go to trial next month ... and probably drag on well into the spring, long enough for the Michigan job to come open and for the Wolverines to pounce on Tedford before his buyout doubles when Cal puts the renovation's first shovel in the ground. ...