Word of the Day: John Stockton shorts

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 Word of the Day: John Stockton shorts
If you listen closely, you can hear his genitals screaming. John Stockton shorts (jahn stahk'-tuhn shohrtz) noun . Refers to the leg-exposing, butt-and-junk-hugging short-shorts that were worn by NBA players from the time of George Mikan in 1946-1947 up to the early 1990s. Usage example: ... [link]

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"Nice Shorts."
Published 10/9/2008 at ESPN.com - True Hoop - Blog
... The funniest part of this whole story, from Basketbawful, is that there is an implication that longer shorts might have made everthing fine. (I'll tell you what would have made everything fine: A shower and some actual trousers.) ...

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