Worst. Halftime. Show. Ever

Links (7)

Hardwood Paroxysm meets Air Rufus and the Blowups
Published 1/8/2008 at BobcatsPlanet.com
And he lives to tell about it. Read and Enjoy Hey, even the crowd started to get into it in the final few minutes -- as opposed to numerous lulls in the action when there was legitimately not a sound heard in the entire arena. Fortunately, for the super fans 3 rows in front of us, they made sure to scream loudly "Put Okafor In." Then, quite a few folks in the crowd would laugh (from various corners of the arena), Sam Vincent would look embarrassed and Morrison would take an insulin shot behind the bench. ...

Tuesday Bullets
Published 1/8/2008 at ESPN.com - True Hoop - Blog
... This is not a good halftime show. If that's what you have got, how about no halftime show? Just time for snacking, waiting in bathroom lines, or quiet reflection. Would that be so bad? ...

The Roundup: Durant Goes Down, Promoting Brock Lesnar, and Tom Cruise to Coach the Skins?
Published 1/9/2008 by TheBigLead at The Big Lead
... activists … who needs a celebrity backer when you have a wookie in your corner … Wow, this guy pulled a highlight from every bowl game. (All-American Football League) Pretty neat soccer finish. (Beautiful Game) Magnum TA - one bad mamma jamma in his day. (The Commission) Why is the WWE helping the UFC promote the debut of their former star, Brock Lesnar? (Vinyl Dorm) Not really thrilled with the Charlotte Bobcats halftime show. (Hardwood Paroxysm) Finally, a blogger who likes ...

The 10-man rotation, starring Mars Blackman
Published 1/9/2008 at Ball Don't Lie
... SF: Hardwood Paroxysm. A halftime show that reminds of when you'd spend a whole night in your basement finishing a season of Super Tecmo Bowl, only to be rewarded with some sub-anime renderings of little teddy bears in football helmets flying around in bi-planes. Or was that just me? ...

Around the Blogosphere for 1/9
Published 1/9/2008 by Anthony Hall at MVN Outsider
... Check out this really, really awful halftime show (the name of the act alone, “AIR RUFUS AND THE BLOWUPS,” should give you a pretty good idea of how bad it was). [Hardwood Paroxysm] ...

Hot and Not on January 10th
Published 1/11/2008 at Queen City Hoops
... -The halftime show - Like whack-a-mole, but way, way less awesome. I have nothing good to say about the halftime show that Hardwood Paroxysm recounts here. ...

Halftime of Horror
Published 1/11/2008 by Basketbawful at Basketbawful
... Now, for whatever reason, the NBA wants to keep you in your seat during halftime. Which was fine back in the wonderful days when they just hired teenage girls to dress up like prostitutes and gyrate on the court. But now...now we're forced to watch regular men dressing up as inflatable men and dancing for our "pleasure." We also get eye-flogged by dance teams comprised entirely of ...