Worst You're Ever Going to See Norv Turner Bashed

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Turner can’t tell a quarterback from loose change. When someone mentions the hail mary to him, he goes to church. That is, until he realizes that it involves a deep bomb then he runs for cover. He once joined the NRA to improve his shotgun formation. The alleged “quarterbacks” he has produced include Jay Fiedler, Gus Frerote, and Jeff George. D-Mac’s projectile vomit looks better than those guys. [link]

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NFL Roundup: Bring Back Orton!
Published 9/24/2007 by Leitch at Deadspin
... • The general consensus heading into this season is that the Chargers would dominant the regular season schedule and then collapse in the playoffs. Norv Turner should be so lucky! To be fair, it's difficult for anyone to overcome the perpetual heroism of Brett Favre, and it's cute that Norv even tried. ...

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