Would You Like to Know Why Brandt Smedeler Did Not Win the Masters?

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 Would You Like to Know Why Brandt Smedeler Did Not Win the Masters?
Because first I will tell you. Then I will show you. And then you will understand, along with me, why a) he will not be the next great American golfer and b) why all those little sorority chicks that following him probably aren't scared of getting Smeddled at the after party of any tournaments. Oh screw it, I'll just show you. The dude cries after losing the Masters. Bear in mind, it wasn't ... [link]

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Brandt Smedeler Is a Fah-Geen
Published 4/14/2008 by Brinson at Brahsome - Care To Get Nice?
... I posted this elsewhere already but it certainly deserves to get worked up here at Brahsome. This is Brandt Snedeker (who we call “The Smedeler”) bawling on television after he lost the Masters. We’re of the opinion that this is a) unacceptable, b) unAmerican and c) not a good sign for his future as a golfing badass. ...

Lady...kind, Taking 4:20 Back
Published 4/20/2008 at The Sporting Blog
... said. 'It was a fuel strategy race, but my team called it perfectly for me. I knew I was on the same strategy as Helio and when I passed him for the lead, I couldn't believe it. This is fabulous.' The 26-year-old Patrick won in her 50th career IndyCar start, taking the led from Castroneves on 198th lap in the 200-lap race. Patrick's win is also the first ever by a female racecar driver in IndyCar. Which is awesome. Almost as awesome as the fact that she cried way less than Master ...

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