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Jeremy Shockey Breaks Through New Orleans Douche Levee [NFL]
Published 7/21/2008 by Drew Magary at Deadspin
... Payton often wears a visor on the sideline. And, if there’s anyone who likes Jeremy Shockey, it’s guys who wear visors. Shockey will be counted on to help bring the Saints’ passing game back to where it was in 2006 (not bloody likely). He’ll also be asked to prematurely showboat for the cameras during any last-second losses. ...

THIS GUY IS GOING TO NEW ORLEANS
Published 7/21/2008 at With Leather - Sports news and gossip to brighten this short, dark life
... at all.  But it could conceivably end up being fair-ish, as long as Shockey produces the way he says he can.  Which he won't.  But he'll still probably have a couple of good games. So, yeah: Jeremy Shockey in New Orleans.  This must be an exciting time for Saints fans.  In the way that flying to an island full of dinosaurs was exciting for those two kids in Jurassic Park.  I'm sure everything will turn out juuuuuuuuuuust fine. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]