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YES WE CAN LIONS; 0-16
YES WE CAN LIONS; 0-16
Obama's pitch of "Yes we can" seemed to work wonders on American voters so why not NFL fans as well. Because, I can tell you with the utmost confidence, if the Lions can't do it this year, no team in NFL history will. Do you believe? H/t: Spartantailgate
BREAKING NEWS: NFL Demotes Detroit Lions to Division 1-AA
BREAKING NEWS: NFL Demotes Detroit Lions to Division 1-AA
moondogsports.com — Things are bad in Detroit this season, so bad in fact that Commissioner Roger Goodell announced just... minutes ago the Lions have been demoted from the NFL and will begin play in Division 1-AA effective immediately. (more) BREAKING NEWS: NFL Demotes Detroit Lions to Division 1-AA
Los Angeles take the Lions
Los Angeles take the Lions
latakethelions.com (more) Los Angeles take the Lions
Lions continue to lose
detnews.com — Even Daunte Culpepper couldn't rescue the Lions from their dismal season. Culpepper went 5-for-10 for 104 yards... as the Lions lost to the Jacksonville Jaguars, 38-14, at Ford Field. The loss drops the Lions to 0-9, keeping them the only winless team in the NFL. (more) Lions continue to lose
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Daily Dump: Cool Sports Thievery, Lions Fan Must-Have Shirt, U. Of Texas Cheerleaders Can Spell, Hooker-Like Caddies, 007 Bond Girl Greatness & Selma Hayek Breast Feeds
Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football — ... news, we’re a day closer to one of the most boring college football Saturday’s of the season. When GameDay is heading to Tallahassee there have to be issues. Today’s Dump: Coolest sports thievery of the year: steal a boxing ring [Machochip] Tim Linececum and other athletes that look 12 [Angry T] U. of Texas cheerleaders can spell sex [Don Chavez] Get the coolest Lions shirt on the market [World of Isaac] 10 Most Memorable Altered Legacies [Mondesi’s ...

Dunbar: Tough Times For Henson?
Hugging Harold Reynolds — ... This week he was cut from his home team, which is the worst team in the NFL and destined for an 0-16 season. The team then gave the starting QB position to a retired, washed-up free agent half way into the season and whose other QBs, respectively, have a shattered thumb and cannot throw a spiral. ...

The Audacity Of Hope [Wake Up Deadspin!]
Deadspin — ... Bucs lose 34-0. Game 14 vs. the Patriots: The season ends with New England calling timeout with six seconds remaining so Steve Grogan can take it in from the 1 to set an NFL record for rushing TDs for a quarterback. Making things just a little worse, the Patriots let linebacker Steve Zabel kick the extra point. The Bucs lose 31-14 and make history. They are 0-14. Sorry Lions. The '76 Buccaneers Are The Epitome Of Futility [St. Petersburg Times] Yes We Can Lions; 0-16 [World Of Isaac] ...

Celebrating the Detroit Lions on Thanksgiving
The Sports Hernia Blog — ... Since we're always treated to an outrageous Detroit Lions home game each and every Thanksgiving, it's only right for us to salute the incredible crappiness of this adored franchise on such a fine turkey day. Yes, you most certainly can , Detroit.  You can count us in as 'comfortably on board' the Lions perfect season bandwagon. Go Titans. *After the jump, a quick peek at the life of a Lions fan...

TGIF
DETROIT4LYFE — ... on Sunday because Culpepper's hurt. Orlovsky has not started since he fractured his thumb in week 9. This is good news for both the people who want to see 0-16 and for the people like me, who want to see the Lions win out. For those of you who want to see the Lions go 0-16 this is good news because it further disrupts an offense that just spent the last five weeks getting used to Culpepper, if you want to call that a 'cohesive' offense. Also, Orlovsky is surely rusty, and probably pissed he lost his job to a guy off the streets who hadn't put on a helmet (that we know of) ...

Foolish Thoughts on Week 15: I’m all out of love, so lost without you
Fantasy Football Fools — ... that the prohibitive favorite loses out in the playoffs. There’s always an Antonio Bryant, a Tarvaris Jackson or a Dominic Rhodes waiting in the wings to blow up the top seeds in the playoffs. Just look at what the Giants did in the playoffs last season. If you knew who was going to win, we wouldn’t play them. That’s actually why the NFL is considering canceling the rest of the Detroit Lions’ games. We all know how they are going to go. ...

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