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Constitutional Vol. "More Links Being Dumped"
Deuce of Davenport | Sports News, Commentary, Humor, Videos —
College Tournaments are in full swing, Spring Training is warming up, NBA and NHL teams are jockeying for playoff position, its a good time to be a sports fan. Alas with all this stuff going on, we still need more things to post. Hence why you have this...welcome to the Constitutional. Florida is losing spring training teams to Arizona at an alarming rate. Sun Sentinel Brett Favre tribute editions of SI are flying off the shelves in Wisconsin. La Crosse Tribune Jeter opens his very own rehab center. MLB.com Friday Night Lights is returning for a 3rd season (with requisite hot women pictures). ...
SOCCER PRO ATTACKED BY BATHROOM STALL
With Leather —
Manchester United midfielder Darren Fletcher was left bloody and unconscious when the door of a bathroom stall fell and hit him in the head after a game last week. [A club insider said,] "I saw blood pouring out and the medical staff had to treat him there and then. I know he got stitches. He looked pretty dazed and pretty shocked. You don't expect a door to just fall on you." Oh you don't, do you? That kind of lazy lack of awareness explains Britain's substantial decline in military might. Have I ever expected a bathroom door to fall on my head? Every time I drop anchor, friends. Some say I'm paranoid; I say the U.S. Marine Corps prepares ...
Your Afternoon Bathroom Injury Update [Ouch]
Deadspin —
You thought Felix Pie's injury was the extent of brutal sports ailments? Obviously not: Who doesn't like some bathroom boo-boos?
First up, Manchester United midfielder Darren Fletcher bashed himself in the head with a bathroom door.
Said the staffer, "It seems that there was something seriously wrong with the toilet door. I don't know if fittings had come loose or what - but when Darren went to open the door, it came away and clobbered him. It was a nasty wound but it could have been worse."
But Kaz Matsui has him beat; he's gonna miss 4-5 days because of anal fissures. Yikes, bonzai.
Darren Fletcher Gets Attacked By A Bathroom Door ...
Adu scores, U.S. U-23s tie
The Beautiful Game —
Lame. The youngsters couldn't beat Cuba. These American prodigies can't score more than once. Not an inspiring result from some of the same kids that worked magic at the U-20 World Cup. They'd better get back on track. * * * Sleep with Beckham, land on FHM. Drogba jerseys soar. Some blame Drogba, some say he donates them. Beware bathroom doors.
Darren Fletch Fletcher
Soccer Training Info —
Featured Links Fun Soccer Drills For Coaches - CLICK HERE To Download Now! Soccer-Specific Fitness Program by Your Very Own Sports Trainer: 20% off with Coupon SCCR1 Darren Fletch Fletcher Is this Darren Fletcher s year? Paul Scholes is getting up there in age, the Ginger Prince s red hair perhaps getting a touch of gray, and it s probably a bit more difficult for him to get out of bed after a game on Sunday and then a Champions League mid week match. Manchester has to start to look for players to replace their standby soldiers. For Manchester United, they ve always had quality roles player who come in and play big when they re needed. With the slew of games they play through the year, they have to have a ...
