Yo! Mitch Williams

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Yo’s To Go : The Former Wild Thing Finds His True Calling
Published 5/24/2008 by GC at Can't Stop The Bleeding
... for the above headline. A few more well-received Mitch Williams commercials and John Kruk’s agent might recommend desperate measures (elocution lessons? a part in the touring company of “Chicago”?) to his client (video link swiped from The 700 Level) ...

The Roundup: Mitch Williams Won’t Be the Next Billy Mays Any Time Soon
Published 5/24/2008 by Patrick Imig at The Big Lead
... September.  Having starred in Dynasty, TJ Hooker, Melrose Place and my pubescent dreams (which occurred just two weeks ago), Locklear will always have a special place in my heart.  On top of that, she was more or less responsible for Wayne and Garth’s creation of the “Schwing” phrase, which was really cool in elementary school cafeterias and recess parking lots and playgrounds throughout the early 90s.  Mitch Williams lands an acting gig for a Comcast commercial, in of all places, Philadelphia.  [The 700 Level] Minor ...

For The Spurs, It's All About Moral Victories [Blogdome]
Published 5/24/2008 by Sussman at Deadspin
• How Tim Duncan successfully returns a pair of pants. [Food Court Lunch] • I wasn't expecting a sports joke here. [McSweeney's] • Mitch Williams: "Yo." [The 700 Level] • Nothing beats old timey baseball. [Walkoff Walk] • Sure, Mike Piazza can hit, but he can't slide. [Fire Joe Morgan] • Don't say you don't want boxing predictions for today. [Ring Report] • The "actual mock" Negro League draft will not go like this. [AOL/The Dugout] • There's a rumor that Jason Taylor could play for the Ravens next year ...