YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN! (Mike Schmidt retires)

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The Roundup: Remembering Mike Schmidt Remembering
Published 3/16/2008 by Patrick Imig at The Big Lead
... she awoke, she saw the man jerkin’ his weiner as he stared at her and she then noticed semen in her hair.  What a sick bastard.  He should have his genitals forcefully removed and then be dropped from a plane in to the depths of the Pacific Ocean.    So uh, anyway, uh enjoy the day.  And I don’t care what anyone says, Angelina Jolie is still one of the sexiest females in the world. Brett Favre’s retirement press conference had nothing on Michael Jack Schmidt’s.  Hilarious stuff.  [Bugs and Cranks] Thank the Lord: you ...

No Offense Taken By Albuquerque [Blogdome]
Published 3/16/2008 by Sussman at Deadspin
• Not every blogger is taking Bob Costas personally. [Field Gulls] • Levity at Shelley Duncan's expense. [Yankees 2000] • Michigan basketball vs. hockey: a depressing comparison. [Hoover Street Rag] • Ten questions for the upcoming baseball season. [Vitamin Z] • Bruce Bowen's nine finest displays of footwork. [Double Viking] • Laura Ingraham would probably categorize Mike Schmidt as a little bitch, too. [Bugs and Cranks] • The NCAA's anti-Akron bias, with LeBron-spiracy goodness. [Cleveland Frowns] • Better ...

By Laura Ingraham’s Math, Mike Schmidt Is A Woman
Published 3/16/2008 by Anthony Hall at MVN Outsider
... Big thanks to Bugs and Cranks for tracking down video of Mike Schmidt bawling at his retirement speech. I love how he desperately tries to hold back the tears for the first 20 seconds or so, but suddenly loses it — and never quite regains his composure. ...

In Vino Veritas
Published 4/1/2008 by Craig Calcaterra at ShysterBall
... 512 Chardonnay: Let's drink two! 548 Zinfandel: A vintage so good, it will bring tears to your eyes.