You can own a piece of Mike Tyson's poop

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You can own a piece of Mike Tyson's poop
injuryrate injuryrate posted 8/29/2007 from 100percentinjuryrate.blogspot.com [flag]
Mike Tyson craps gold. This is about the most bizarre thing you can read today. [link]

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  • Jason Jason
    +4
    It's a funny site, but of course no less of a hoax than, say, Black People Love Us or Dog Island.
    Posted 8/29/2007 [reply] [flag]
    • footballprofessor footballprofessor
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      I wonder how they get the poo. I'm afraid to look at the site for an answer to that question.

      I can see the ad in the paper:

      "Wanted: One hard working poo collector. Entry level position. Follow the stars as they roam from town to town, and extract their bodily fluids and bowel movements in as discreet a manner as possible. Previous experience unnecessary (and frowned upon in most countries). Pay is dependent upon specimin size."

      Posted 8/29/2007 [reply] [flag]
  • JaketheSnake JaketheSnake
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    Tyson's feces are impetuous. His crap is impregnable, and it's just ferocious. It wants your heart. It wants to eat Lennox Lewis' childrens crap.
    Posted 8/29/2007 [reply] [flag]

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SAINT ANDREW'S NET: SEXY STREAKS!
Published 8/29/2007 at With Leather - Sports news and gossip to brighten this short, dark life
... 100% Injury Rate knows where can get Mike Tyson's shit.  Hey, this is a link dump and here's story about poop.  That's funny.  ...

Morning Paper: Mike Tyson’s Crap
Published 8/29/2007 by Larry Brown at Larry Brown Sports
... Literally buy a piece of Mike Tyson’s excrement [100% Injury Rate] ...

You Can Own Mike Tyson's Excrement
Published 8/29/2007 by Larry Brown at FanHouse
... The wily folks over at 100% Injury Rate have discovered yet another gem, though in this case, gem might not be the correct term. Apparently any human being on this planet with possession of $31.00 can purchase a piece of Mike Tyson's dookie. Per Injury Rate, there's a website called ...

Mike Tyson Poop For Purchase
Published 8/29/2007 at SPORTSbyBROOKS
• 100% INJURY RATE has the scoop on how you can own Mike Tyson's poop : • EVERYDAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY puts on the pounds in ...

FanHouse: Wed. AM 'Buy Tyson's BM' Edition
Published 8/29/2007 by JCN at John Clifford Ness
... Apparently any human being on this planet with possession of $31.00 can purchase a piece of Mike Tyson's dookie. Per Injury Rate, there's a website called ...

Poop: Own A Little Piece Of Mike Tyson
Published 8/29/2007 by Leitch at Deadspin
... An "auction house" called Celebrity Skin And Bodily Fluids is selling Mike Tyson's poop. (It's not just his, actually; you can buy Mick Foley's and a few others' too.) They advise being careful with the final product. ...

Today's Top Five: More on Virginia Tech
Published 8/29/2007 by Dan Steinberg at D.C. Sports Bog
... . He talks about Willy Wonka, says Guru Dave Hopla is already improving the team's shooting, and mentions texting with stand-up comedian Ian Edwards, who apparently bears no hard feelings from that plagiarism issue. 5) Finally, I've spent all day thinking about the prospect of purchasing Mike Tyson's various bodily fluids. 100 Percent Injury rate will tell you how . By Dan Steinberg | August 29, 2007; 11:43 AM ET | Category: ...

There is No Stopping Mike Tyson
Published 8/29/2007 by Chieftain at THE WIN COLUMN
... http://100percentinjuryrate.blogspot.com/2007/08/you-can-own-piece-of-mike-tysons-poop.html ...

Good Stuff ...
Published 8/29/2007 by DCScrap at Our Book of Scrap: Sports News
... You can own a piece of Mike Tyson's poop (100% Injury Rate) ...