You Could Root for the O’s and Yankees Too If You Stole Scenes in Boogie Nights

The only way to explain what one of the finest thespians of our generation is doing here is that his head is acting like an O’s fan while his chest is acting like a Yankees fan and his legs are acting like a teenager who shops at Pacific Sunwear PacSun. His belly, though, his belly has a mind of its own. (Photo via Jezebel ) [link]