You Don't Mess Around With Devin Hester

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 You Don't Mess Around With Devin Hester
Go ahead and tug on Superman's cape. Hock the biggest loogie you can conjure into the stiffest wind you can find. Hell, walk right up to the Lone Ranger, kick Silver in the onions and use his mask as toilet paper. Just, for the love of everything holy Mike Shanahan , stop messing around with Devin Hester . The inimitable Bears returner gave his team a 37-34 overtime victory this afternoon ... [link]

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STUPID SPORTS SH!T: BAD ANALYSIS, SAL
Published 11/27/2007 by UKChris at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
... as well...)? Todd Sauerbrun is No Chicken Sh!t Such were the words of wisdom provided by the Denver Broncos punter when he was asked about punting to Bears' All-World returner Devin Hester earlier in the week... before the Broncos lost to the Bears 37-34, thanks in large part to two huge punt returns for touchdowns from, you guessed it, Mr. Devin Hester. Well, after winding up flat on your face during both returns, do you care to rethink your egotistical approach, there, Todd? Here's the YouTube of Hester's fantastic ...

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