You Hear That?... That Was My Skull

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Deadspin found this 7/9/2008 on unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com [flag]
Quick quiz (ooh, and it's a video Daily Double): This ref: A) Suffers from some sort of palsy. B) Couldn't get better work after his role as Corky in "Life Goes On." C) Is totally wasted. D) All of the above. Wish it were D, too, huh? Anyway, would it help if we told you this happened in the former Soviet Republic of Belarus? Yep, he's drunk. Or so say the newsreaders in this version ... [link]

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Could somebody please get the drunk referee ...
Published 7/9/2008 by DAULERIO at Deadspin
Could somebody please get the drunk referee off the field? Thank you. [Unprofessional Foul] ...

IF I WERE A SOCCER REF, I'D DRINK TOO
Published 7/10/2008 at With Leather - Sports news and gossip to brighten this short, dark life
... end of the match, which ended in a 1-1 draw, officiating from the central circle by the end of the game. It's also a passable impression of Vincent D'Onofrio's "Bug" character from Men in Black, which is more than I can say about myself.  I do more of a Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas.  Drinking myself to death, falling in love with hookers, falling through glass tables.  "Look at me, I'm a prickly pear!" [Unprofessional Foul] 

This Is One Way to Make Soccer More Fun
Published 7/10/2008 at The Sporting Blog
... hardly moving by the end of the match, which ended in a 1-1 draw, officiating from the central circle by the end of the game. Presball said Shmolik got help after the match but later was taken to the hospital for a test, which showed high levels of alcohol in his system. I m amazed that the feigned back pain act didn t work for Shmolik. Whenever I come into work drunk, I just tell them my carpal tunnel is acting up again and I ll be taking a half-day. No questions asked. (H/T: Unprofessional Foul , via ...

As if Belarusians are ever sober
Published 7/10/2008 by garth at soccernista.com
July 10 - 2008 Via Unprofessional Foul and CNN: Referee Sergei Shmolik was helped off the field with back pain while officiating a Belarus league match, but later was shown to be drunk. And the next time anyone asks, “have you been drinking?” I’m definitely going with, “No, bad back.”

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