You Just Don't Say Things Like That About The Woonsocket Rocket

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[ROCCO BALDELLI] Apparently Rocco Baldelli's Condition Is A Joke To Kevin Hench
Published 3/16/2008 by The Professor at Rays Index
... The fine guys at Fire Joe Morgan have already done a far better job of ripping Hench to shreds in a way that we could not do it justice. They sum up this idiocy best in their final sentence. ...

FJM Fires Back
Published 3/17/2008 by R.J. Anderson <info@draysbay.com> at DRaysBay
Remember that guy who took some misguided shots at Rocco? Yeah, FireJoeMorgan answered back: And what is he exhausted from, the off-season? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no his mitochondria aren't working properly. Love those guys.

Monday Grab Bag
Published 3/17/2008 by Stoeten at Drunk Jays Fans
... pretty much the same piece that Gerry Fraley did, based around Roy Halladay's comments that the Jays need to play everybody the way that they play the Sox and Yankees-- but for good measure he tossed in a beautifully awkward lead: "The first-inning at-bat by Scott Rolen may have seemed a mere footnote in the tapestry of yesterday's 4-1 Jays victory over the Pirates." Footnote in the tapestry??? Not Jays-related, and has already been well-demolished by the guys at Fire Joe Morgan, but have you seen what piece of shit Kevin Hench had to say about Rocco ...

"Douchebag" Has Jumped the Shark, You Douchebags
Published 3/18/2008 by Orel at Sons of Steve Garvey
... . Even though the esteemed Ken Tremendous of Fire Joe Morgan still uses you (in their comments section, anyway), you are no longer the cringe-inducing, burnworthy moniker you once were. You have become Safe For Work. ...

Kevin Hench's Idiocy Explained
Published 4/3/2008 by Wrigleyville at wrigleyville23
Fox Sports columnist Kevin Hench took much grief for his crass criticism of Rocco Baldelli - mocking him for being "exhausted" - just days after it was announced he suffered from "metabolic and/or mitochondrial abnormalities" that caused him to be extremely fatigued. See the criticism here and here and here. Not to mention the comments on his story. So why would Hench write such a knuckleheaded thing? Easy: Fantasy sports. The answer is in the Sports Guy's mailbag this week, as he discussed owning Yankees ...