You, too, can buy an afternoon of virtue with a USC Song Girl

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 You, too, can buy an afternoon of virtue with a USC Song Girl
If you're like most men, you've probably fantasized at some point about some of the wholesome, family-friendly ways that you might employ an innocent, humble, fully clothed USC Song Girl. On cold nights alone on the couch, you may have thought, 'I wonder if the Song Girls knitted their own sweaters? I wish they were here to knit something for my great aunt's anniversary.' On long bus rides, ... [link]

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Published 9/5/2008 by Todd at Roll 'Bama Roll
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