You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Crisco, Bardol, Vagisil. Any one of them would give Geoff Zahn another two to three inches drop on his curve ball. Of course if the umps were watching him real close, he'd rub a little jalapeño up his nose, get it runnin', and if he needed to load the ball up he just...wiped his nose. [link]