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You want to know why it sucks to be a Bengals fan?
You want to know why it sucks to be a Bengals fan?
We give you this list, and show you why we’re the most tragic franchise in sports (yes, I say we. When you pay for twenty years of tickets, suffer loss after loss, you can say we too). Reasons in just this offseason? Right here , here , here , here , here , here , here , here , here , and here. Keep in mind we’re just getting the season started. Sigh. What’s worse? ...
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Daily Dump: All-Time NFL Special Teamers, Carrie Underwood Calls Jess Fat, NCAA VS. NFL Cheerleader Showdown, Gerri Halliwell Slings & Jessica Alba’s Sweater Kittens
Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football — ... Finally! The NFL’s All-Time Top 10 Special Teamer list [YepYep] Marcellus Wiley blogs about the Collier shooting [Prolebrity] Cheerleader Showdown: NCAA vs. NFL [Fan IQ] Take the NFL On Roster Or Off Contest [Mondesis House] Mottos for NFL teams heading into 2008 [Blue Monkey Disco Party] NFL badass screams like a little girl [Tasty Booze] Bengal fans in for a long, sucky season in Cincy [Meaningful Collateral] Your guide to NFL tailgating and team superfans [ ...

Young Browns fan rocks the synthesizer to ...
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Create The Caption #273
AwfulAnnouncing — ... enough to create a caption for this photo of [expletive deleted]? Daily Links: Yeah, About That West Coast Offense.... (The Sporting Blog) And Where Was Joe Gibbs Last Night? (From The Marbles) Laron Landry Meet Brandon Jacobs (KSK) An Awesome Guide To NFL Tailgating (Slosh Spot) A Fun NFL Roster Quiz (Mondesi's House) The Brian Urlacher "Swagger" Commercial (You Been Blinded) Being A Bengals Fan Is Rough (The Meaningful Collateral) The Tennis World Needs Someone ...

THE AFTER PARTY
Epic Carnival — Stepehn Colbert loves 'Cocks The Perfect Party Favor: Rent A USC Song Girl! Father of the Year Picture: Virginia Fans Start Tailgating Games Really Early Novak Djokovic got booed mercilessly at the U.S. Open Rashad McCants and a Kardashian Sister? Why it sucks to be a Bengals fan The NFL Roster Quiz Jenn Sterger interview, part two Denny Green has whored out his failure 'Dear Eli' ... Six NFL Quarterbacks We Just Can't Stand Ex-RB Jamal Anderson Is One ...

Uh Got a Bo-Nuh, Ab-bee
F Juice.com — ... closet with two strippers.   It’s Friday, Week 1 of the NFL.   We’ll be here all weekend to bring you the information that Rich Eisen wouldn’t dare. Let’s take a gander at what’s hot around blogland…   Top 10 Non-Kicking special teamers [Gibbs12] 2008 NFL Predictions [My Sports Rumors] Dangerous cities have crappy football programs [Sportaphile] Why does it suck to be a Bengals fan?  [Thermocaster] Quiz:  On a roster or off?  [Mondesishouse] Another father of ...

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