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Your new closer is...
Your new closer is...
The Sausage King. And there's no need to get snooty about it . (All responsibility for the previous statement rests with the Tony Imbroglio Experience . Except for the moniker part. That's Drew's. We're an aggregator.) Speaking of closers When your ace, your closer, and another rotation arm ...
Hey, I remember that guy!
Hey, I remember that guy!
taoofstieb.blogspot.com — He no longer has the mullet, but that's gotta be Jeremy Accardo getting the save yesterday afternoon.... It almost makes us nostalgic for 2007 all over again. (Actually, fuck that. Nothing makes us nostalgic for the 2007 season.) Sadly, our PVR decided to start acting like a bitch yesterday, so ... (more) Hey, I remember that guy!
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Sports And The City — ... The Sausage King's our new closer. And that's fine by me. (Albeit late, an anonymous commenter came through with one other helluva nickname for Jason Frasor: Jason "Mongolion Destructor" Frasor, as the only difference between Frasor and Ghengis Khan is the horse.) ... ...

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