Your Porn References Do Not Escape Me Rece Davis

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So you show a video of Ron Zook when he was in College. Great player and great coach now. You then refer to the facial hair and the fact the he could start in "Independent Film". Oh! Like "Mad Max" or no...."Donnie Darko"! No? That's not what you meant??? OHHHH! Porn 'stache! Why didn't you just say that? Oh, you can't??? Well played my friend. [link]

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The November 16 Hot Link Orgy
Published 11/16/2007 by chris at Blog of Hilarity
The hottest orgy featuring a happy ending –Hilary Duff went to a massage parlor, presumably, to get jerked off by a shady Japanese woman. We’re not so different, you and I. [Drunken Stepfather] –ESPN announcer Rece Davis loooooves pornography. [Awful Announcing] –Heidi Klum is “naked” in a magazine, only she’s draped in some transparent sheet and colored weirdly. Psh. If you can call that nudity. [Egotastic] –The kids over at the Ghosts of Wayne Fontes have some bet with ...

CURIOUS INDEX, 11/16/07
Published 11/16/2007 by Orson Swindle at EDSBS
... say it. Made is too weak a word–it’s more like Tom Osborne will read the decision from divine gold tablets while speaking from the highest point in Nebraska (one of the light towers on the stadium, most likely.) Percy Harvin continues to struggle with what sounds like the kind of sinus infection one can only pick up in a Russian TB prison. He’ll miss the game against Florida Atlantic this weekend in recovery. Rece Davis makes a porn joke involving [NAME REDACTED.] Life is better when you don’t have to make things up. ...

The Indestructible Baseball Player [Blogdome]
Published 11/16/2007 by Leitch at Deadspin
• Baseball players are better at staying alive than you are. [Gelf Magazine] • Rece Davis, having some porn fun. [Awful Announcing] • Man, this guy spent an awfully long time putting this Roethlisberger vs. the Patriots Flash game together. [Doubt About It] • The 2007 Baseball Douchies! [UmpBump] • Another rundown of another brilliant Lou Holtz pep talk. [CollegeGameBalls] • Welcome back, Ricky. [Rivalfish] • An askance look at the AP Top 25 in college hoops. [The Pyramid ...

Viewing the Blogosphere
Published 11/16/2007 by ETVal at Valentine's Views
... LeBron James. Deadspin Isiah Thomas may finally have heaped enough embarrassment on the Knicks that even James Dolan sees that Thomas needs to be fired. Hot Stove New York Top 10 winners in the Barry Bonds' indictment. Epic Carnival Is Derek Jeter a tax cheat? AOL Fanhouse Rece Davis sneaks in a porn reference. Awful Announcing ...

Sunday Afternoon Quarterback: A Story Worth of Links
Published 11/18/2007 by David Williams at Bleacher Report
... Speaking of slightly misguided statements in sports broadcasting, highly respected announcer Rece Davis subtly alluded to the fact that Ron Zook’s old mustache would’ve served him well in the porn industry had he not chosen to coach. ...

Sunday Afternoon Quarterback: A Story Worth of Links
Published 11/18/2007 by David Williams at Bleacher Report
... Speaking of slightly misguided statements in sports broadcasting, highly-respected announcer Rece Davis recently alluded to the fact that Ron Zook’s old mustache would've served him well in the porn industry had he not chosen to coach. ...

Sunday Afternoon Quarterback: A Story Worth of Links
Published 11/19/2007 by David Williams at Bleacher Report
... Speaking of slightly misguided statements in sports broadcasting, highly-respected announcer Rece Davis recently alluded to the fact that Ron Zook’s old mustache would've served him well in the porn industry had he not chosen to coach. ...

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