Your secret is safe with me, Brett Favre

I'm sure it's not a coincidence that the Packers website "accidentally" announced your retirement with a post that was only online for a few minutes, and then a few days later, you actually retired. Unfortunately, you have to do what the internet says.One time the internet told me if I didn't forward this email to ten people, I would have bad luck. Sure enough, six months later I got a flat tire. [link]