Your secret is safe with me, Yao Ming

The team was supposed to be done, buried, finished without you. Yet here they are ruling like the Ming Dynasty--except without Ming. The Celtics finally ended the Rockets winning streak. I'm sure you acted upset. You probably put your arm around Dikembe Mutombo and said something about getting them next time. He probably responded with something that sounded like English being spoken underwater. [link]