Your Super Bowl (As Told By Emmitt Smith)

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Berman Finally Tells Off Emmitt ... Sorta
Published 2/5/2008 at The Sporting Blog
... Obviously, Emmitt has no right being on television. But I've slowly come to the conclusion that I really want ESPN to keep him around. With guys like Salisbury and Keyshawn, Countdown is just bad enough that it's unwatchable. But with Emmitt on set, it's so damn bad that it turns into the best unintentional comedy on TV. ...

Chris Berman’s Outburst Makes Sense Now
Published 2/5/2008 by Anthony Hall at MVN Outsider
... Hell, I’d get pissed too if I had to work alongside someone who couldn’t say a grammatically-correct sentence to save his life. That being said, I’m in agreement with Awful Announcing about Emmitt Smith–watching him struggle to express his thoughts in a semi-coherent matter makes Sunday NFL Countdown a compelling show. ...

Draft Day Dilemma: Congrats, you got the first pick. Now sit quietly until picks 20 and 21
Published 6/23/2008 at Roto Arcade
... There's nothing worse than waiting 15 minutes for your pick, watching someone fall...and fall...and fall...and then get drafted by The Debacled Escapegoats immediately before your turn. You'll get emotionally and intellectually invested in a starting lineup, and then it just vanishes. Poof. Like Cedric Benson's career. And then you'll make a hasty pick. ...